Two thing:
1.) I bet if dumbtonio was there his respons to this, "The academic guy gave a 45-minute spiel about how they’re switching to iPads so you don’t have to lug around 30-pounds of books from class to class." would have been, "Get on with it. We're not here to listen to this!" Where have I heard that before?
2.) Re: "I called Coach Dantonio at Michigan State and told him what I was going to do. I called Coach Bloomgren at Stanford and thanked them both for their time and said I was very blessed with the opportunity they gave me and I hope they have great success in the future and I know they will." Notice how sparty didn't get any respect? Just told what was going to happen. Stanford received a nice "Thank you, but I've decided to go another direction."
The only way that it would have been been better was if Boscch told dumbtonio, "Look Lil'Brother, I'm not coming to your crappy school. I'm going to your nemesis."