ha ha ha... I got punched one time because I was yelling stuff at Wisconsin fans with a bullhorn. I was in Madison though. Probably not too smart. I wasn't drinking though, I was just being an asshole I guess
I was on that bullhorn for two solid hours though before "the incident"
Here's how it went down:
THE SCENE: Me at my UW buddy's tailgate on the corner of Milton and Randall with a bullhorn. I was the only guy at the tailgate wearing UM gear. Most Badger fans were walking by laughing at the crap I was saying. I was really just trying to get a rise out of people, I wasn't trying to be an ass.
Then I saw a couple walking toward the stadium and they had to pass our tailgate. I could tell the guy was buzzed. He was walking with a beer too.
So I got on the bullhorn....
ME: Hey buddy
HIM: (trying to ignore me)
ME: Hey buddy
HIM: (trying harder to ignore me)
ME: Hey, is that your girlfried?
HIM: (frustrated with me) Yeah so what?
ME: She's way too hot for you
HER: (laughing)
HIM: (calmly walks over and takes two swings. connects with one)
That was the end of the bullhorn that day. I started drinking shortly after that.
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