OT: I remember someone saying that they wanted to move to Royal Oak.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/apa/4770240785.html

$800 / 2br - 1000ft2 - chill bro wanted for roommate in downtown RO apartment (downtown RO)
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2BR / 2Ba 1000ft2 apartment available nov 20
laundry in bldg off-street parking

Chill, full-time professional 29 y.o. bro. No allergies, no pets. Looking for a roommate with whom I can grip a fresh spot in downtown Royal Oak. Work a lot during the week, but golf, run, and swim on the reg. If you're fat (more than 10 lbs overweight), no thanks. Got kids? Go away. UofM fan? STFU & GTFO. Down to snipe tight broads from the bars on weekends I'm not traveling or broing out in some deluxe short sleeve button-downs up north. If you go to Woodies, Tequila Blue, or that silly piano bar next to Blackfinn, don't respond. Not into edm or the forest? Not tight. Frat/lax bros with sick flow preferred.

The following are required with submission: (1) high school lax stats; (2) college frat bro references; and (3) at least two photos of you flexing on some smokeshows (taken within the last 60 days).

Please note: if you got a girl, she needs to have tight friends that are down to clown.

This guy 29yrs old or 19?

I'd love to respond with lots of smart ass comments but don't want to waste my time on this douchebag.

I'm guessing that this is a fake ad or maybe it's from Mike Valenti?

I thought maybe it was Vegas from mlive.

this guy is doing push ups while looking at himself in the mirror right now.