Jeepers, Bo, Woody, Joe and Shoozie---come to think of it:
Wasn't PAT NARDUCCI Dumbtonio's DC until taking the head position at Pitt? No wonder he, too, is so pathetically incompetent at simple mathematics...
Or perhaps he CAN count past 11, but had never been told (by his former MSU boss) that field goals only count for 3 points...eh?